It’s hard to believe.
Returning from Porto beach, just across the border in Roquebrune Cap Martin, we all felt the need for a refreshing glass of water.
They have very comfortable sofas in the coffee shop off the lobby of the Monte-Carlo Bay, where on many occasions I’ve enjoyed productive business meetings, and this time with my dear wife, youngest son, and small Yorkshire terrier I was looking forward to half an hour out of the sun and a Perrier or two.
However, it was not to be.
“Monsieur, hit’s not possible,” exclaimed a concierge as we made away across the carpet towards our longed-for oasis.
“Excusez-moi,” I answered. “What eez not possible?”
They were quite emphatic. No dogs and no exceptions.
My wife waited outside while I visited the loo, where sympathetic doormen reached out for his own plastic bottle of water and provided his own hand as a bowl for dehydrated Milo.
Off we set in search of more sympathetic hospitality.
“Come on, let’s try the Hotel de Paris,” I ventured as the number 5 stopped at Casino Square. My wife rolled her lovely eyes, by now she had had enough.
Sitting outside the American Bar we ordered a Perrier and three glasses.
We were brought our drinks, and in a silver bowl, water for a very grateful Milo.
SBM runs both hotels, so why the dog rules in one hotel differ from the other I have no idea. My wife calls for a boycott.
We were still recovering when I noticed a group of four Americans watching us from a few metres away, trying not to stare. One of them, a very well-dressed young woman broke away and came to us.
“Ahm sorry to bother you,” she drawled. “But mah I ask you, where did you get that bag?”
She fingered the bag at my wife’s side.
My wife presented her with a small bag – a purse to Americans – she was carrying, hardly big enough for an iPhone 13.
“No, this one,” the pretty girl said.
Both her hands now rested on our Super Marche U woven shopping bag.
“Its so beautiful,” she drooled.
My wife took out a beach towel and handed the bag in question to the happy tourist.
“Really?” Asked the lady: “Monaco is just amazing and beautiful.”
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